1 00:00:10,524 --> 00:00:13,061 (SIGHS) Are we out of the desert yet? 2 00:00:13,127 --> 00:00:15,437 You just don't appreciate what you're watching. 3 00:00:15,496 --> 00:00:18,568 Lawrence 0fArabia is a classic motion picture. 4 00:00:19,166 --> 00:00:23,842 The story of one man pitted against the epic grandeur of... 5 00:00:23,938 --> 00:00:27,442 Sand. Sand. And more sand. 6 00:00:27,942 --> 00:00:29,546 (SIGHS) Randi... 7 00:00:29,743 --> 00:00:30,813 Leave me alone. 8 00:00:30,878 --> 00:00:32,221 Come on. it's time to get up. 9 00:00:32,279 --> 00:00:35,226 Not unless there's a camel chase or a murder. 10 00:00:35,316 --> 00:00:39,560 I can't promise the camel chase, but I can guarantee the murder. Mine. 11 00:00:39,687 --> 00:00:41,428 You got that right. 12 00:00:46,293 --> 00:00:47,499 (GASPS) 13 00:00:48,462 --> 00:00:49,497 Oh. 14 00:00:49,663 --> 00:00:51,040 Oh, indeed. 15 00:00:53,934 --> 00:00:54,935 (BOTH GRUNTING) 16 00:00:55,035 --> 00:00:56,571 Saved by the full moon. 17 00:00:56,637 --> 00:01:01,086 What a shame. They were nearly at Aqaba. 18 00:01:01,141 --> 00:01:06,056 Oh, God! No more classics. Next time, it's Killer Space Slugs. 19 00:01:06,113 --> 00:01:08,093 A cinematic masterpiece. 20 00:01:15,422 --> 00:01:19,302 I'll save you SOm€ pOpCOI'I'1. On to Aqaba. 21 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:23,706 Ian? Ian, open up. 22 00:01:39,046 --> 00:01:40,684 What's happening? 23 00:01:41,482 --> 00:01:43,086 A lunar eclipse. 24 00:01:47,688 --> 00:01:49,292 How do you feel? 25 00:01:49,390 --> 00:01:52,166 Fine. What do you think? 26 00:01:52,226 --> 00:01:55,332 I think this could mean that you get a vacation, 27 00:01:56,096 --> 00:01:58,633 if you're feeling all right, that ls. 28 00:01:59,300 --> 00:02:03,043 I feel fine. Believe me. I mean, if I wasn't, I'd be a beast. 29 00:02:03,103 --> 00:02:06,050 In all our research into werewolves, I've never, ever read anything 30 00:02:06,106 --> 00:02:09,315 about a lunar eclipse preventing a transformation. 31 00:02:10,177 --> 00:02:12,521 Well, you've never read that it doesn't, either. 32 00:02:12,579 --> 00:02:13,683 True. 33 00:02:13,747 --> 00:02:17,559 So this calls for fresh popcorn and Killer Space Slugs. 34 00:02:17,985 --> 00:02:22,400 Sounds delicious. I'll handle the popcorn, you handle the slugs. 35 00:02:22,456 --> 00:02:23,833 I'll do it. 36 00:02:39,306 --> 00:02:43,015 (GROWLING) 37 00:02:50,551 --> 00:02:51,791 (GROANS) 38 00:02:54,321 --> 00:02:55,595 Taste it. 39 00:02:57,758 --> 00:02:59,237 Mmm. Perfect. 40 00:02:59,827 --> 00:03:05,004 You know, now this is what I call an exciting evening. 41 00:03:07,468 --> 00:03:08,469 (WOMAN SCREAMING ON TV) 42 00:03:08,569 --> 00:03:10,048 Taste it. Mmm. 43 00:03:11,638 --> 00:03:13,117 Tell me about these slugs. 44 00:03:13,173 --> 00:03:14,345 Killer slugs. 45 00:03:14,641 --> 00:03:15,711 How do they kill? 46 00:03:15,776 --> 00:03:16,914 Suffocate you. 47 00:03:16,977 --> 00:03:17,978 Really? 48 00:04:40,060 --> 00:04:41,437 (SCREAMING) 49 00:04:42,162 --> 00:04:44,403 Leave me alone! Leave me alone! 50 00:04:45,199 --> 00:04:46,542 Let me go! 51 00:04:46,834 --> 00:04:50,509 (DEEP VOICE) Weak vessel, you C3I'1I'1otd€I'1y me. 52 00:04:50,571 --> 00:04:52,016 (WHIMPERING) 53 00:04:53,474 --> 00:04:55,886 (NORMAL VOICE) Let me go. When will you let me go? 54 00:04:55,943 --> 00:04:59,550 (DEEP VOICE) When all the Vershkomm are dead! 55 00:05:00,447 --> 00:05:01,824 Or you are. 56 00:05:01,949 --> 00:05:06,989 (NORMAL VOICE) No! I will not help you! I will not help you! 57 00:05:08,388 --> 00:05:11,335 (DEEP VOICE) Then you will die. Now! 58 00:05:11,391 --> 00:05:13,462 (SCREAMS) 59 00:05:23,237 --> 00:05:24,841 Let me help you. 60 00:05:27,141 --> 00:05:28,347 Please. 61 00:05:35,449 --> 00:05:38,259 No. I'm being possessed by the spirit of a... 62 00:05:38,318 --> 00:05:39,763 (DEEP VOICE) Warrior... 63 00:05:39,820 --> 00:05:42,699 (NORMAL VOICE) From the planet Albondigas 4. 64 00:05:42,756 --> 00:05:44,394 He was killed during a battle with... 65 00:05:44,458 --> 00:05:49,464 (DEEP VOICE) The evil Vershkomm from the Snail nebula. 66 00:05:49,530 --> 00:05:55,572 (NORMAL VOICE) But before he died, he managed to transport his essence into my brain. 67 00:05:55,969 --> 00:05:57,607 And how do you feel about that? 68 00:05:57,671 --> 00:05:59,082 How do I feel about it? 69 00:06:00,274 --> 00:06:02,185 How do I feel about it? 70 00:06:02,342 --> 00:06:04,845 (DEEP VOICE) Death to the Vershkomm! 71 00:06:05,045 --> 00:06:11,929 May their blood run green over the nine moons of Pligowitzl 72 00:06:12,286 --> 00:06:15,096 (GASPS) 73 00:06:15,155 --> 00:06:17,795 (NORMAL VOICE) Please, can you cure me? 74 00:06:17,958 --> 00:06:22,771 Cure you? What an obsolete, negative concept. 75 00:06:22,829 --> 00:06:28,871 There's nothing to cure. The space you're in is a good space 76 00:06:28,936 --> 00:06:33,009 from which you can experience the totality of your beingness. 77 00:06:35,209 --> 00:06:36,620 Are you saying I'm okay? 78 00:06:36,677 --> 00:06:40,454 You're okay. Join us. 79 00:06:41,281 --> 00:06:44,990 Let us help you actualize your self hood. 80 00:06:45,819 --> 00:06:48,766 ILONA: Welcome. Both of you. 81 00:06:48,822 --> 00:06:52,793 The Paradise Institute provides a space 82 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:58,308 where differently-abled persons can come to terms with their uniqueness. 83 00:07:01,735 --> 00:07:05,512 By establishing meaningful dialogue with fellow beings 84 00:07:06,540 --> 00:07:12,115 in a non-threatening, positive, holistic growth community. 85 00:07:12,613 --> 00:07:16,390 In layman's terms, what would you call that? A outhouse? 86 00:07:16,450 --> 00:07:19,693 ILONA: I know we're an easy target for jokes, Dr. Mathe son. 87 00:07:19,753 --> 00:07:22,563 You see, society still has a hangup about assimilating people 88 00:07:22,623 --> 00:07:26,935 whose lifestyles don't conform to its expected parameters. 89 00:07:27,527 --> 00:07:31,441 Hmm. And you thought Ilona Horton would be a dull guest speaker. 90 00:07:31,565 --> 00:07:34,876 You know, I think she's one of the most thought-provoking speakers I've heard in months. 91 00:07:34,935 --> 00:07:36,676 I agree. You do? 92 00:07:36,737 --> 00:07:39,616 She makes me rethink some of my most basic beliefs. 93 00:07:40,374 --> 00:07:42,479 Some women should wear bras. 94 00:07:42,743 --> 00:07:43,778 (SIGHS) 95 00:07:43,911 --> 00:07:47,222 Say you run across a vampire. You can drive a stake through its heart, 96 00:07:47,281 --> 00:07:49,192 Of you Cal'] Say "Have a nice day." 97 00:07:49,249 --> 00:07:52,822 Depending upon whether you want to kill the vampire or just torture it. 98 00:07:52,886 --> 00:07:53,990 (BOTH LAUGH) 99 00:07:54,054 --> 00:07:55,931 Speaking of bras... We're not. 100 00:07:55,989 --> 00:07:59,368 Handy Andy's ratings doubled overnight. Do you know why? 101 00:07:59,426 --> 00:08:01,667 I don't know, Channel 3 cancelled Hee Haw? 102 00:08:01,728 --> 00:08:03,230 Uh-uh. Nlambos. 103 00:08:04,197 --> 00:08:05,870 Nlambos? Boom-booms? 104 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:07,879 Big bazoombasl 105 00:08:08,669 --> 00:08:09,943 Handy Andy has implants? 106 00:08:10,003 --> 00:08:11,744 No, Handy Andy has a co-host. 107 00:08:11,805 --> 00:08:16,015 It's now Handy Andy and Dandy Bambi. What a combo. 108 00:08:16,176 --> 00:08:19,089 They're that good together? They are on her. 109 00:08:19,346 --> 00:08:22,850 I hate you. I loathe you. I despise you. 110 00:08:22,916 --> 00:08:24,122 Yeah, I want you too, 111 00:08:24,184 --> 00:08:26,596 but one of us around here has to maintain some professional ethics. 112 00:08:26,653 --> 00:08:27,654 (CLEARS THROAT) 113 00:08:27,721 --> 00:08:31,362 So what do you say you scrap your ethics and let's just do it? 114 00:08:37,364 --> 00:08:40,436 So, behavior that some might consider evidence of mental illness, 115 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:43,879 you treat as a unique expression of supernatural ability. 116 00:08:43,937 --> 00:08:48,716 At the Paradise Institute, we allow gifted people to express their needs 117 00:08:48,775 --> 00:08:52,416 in an atmosphere of mutual acceptance and self-realization. 118 00:08:54,448 --> 00:08:57,258 Hey, I don't blame you for being angry. 119 00:08:57,317 --> 00:09:00,093 I mean, you're half the show, and he hogs all the glory. 120 00:09:00,153 --> 00:09:01,928 You know, I think we ought to put you up there. 121 00:09:01,988 --> 00:09:05,458 You know, get the serious feminine perspective on the issues. 122 00:09:05,525 --> 00:09:08,699 And what better way to show off that feminine perspective 123 00:09:08,762 --> 00:09:10,503 than in skin-tight lingerie? 124 00:09:10,564 --> 00:09:11,975 (BOTH LAUGH) 125 00:09:12,199 --> 00:09:14,805 (GIGGLES) Gee, do you really think so? 126 00:09:16,003 --> 00:09:17,038 What? 127 00:09:17,104 --> 00:09:21,712 I'm sorry I got upset with you earlier. I mean, won't you forgive me, please? 128 00:09:22,376 --> 00:09:26,324 No, I mean, sure. You would? You will? 129 00:09:27,013 --> 00:09:28,492 I'll do anything you want. 130 00:09:28,548 --> 00:09:29,822 (GASPING) 131 00:09:30,484 --> 00:09:32,225 I'll be right back. 132 00:09:33,286 --> 00:09:34,663 Don't move. 133 00:09:36,790 --> 00:09:39,634 We're not here to prove the existence of the supernatural. 134 00:09:39,693 --> 00:09:41,468 We simply accept it. 135 00:09:41,895 --> 00:09:46,071 We believe in our people, and we teach them to believe in themselves. 136 00:09:47,167 --> 00:09:48,441 (GASPING) 137 00:09:54,875 --> 00:09:56,115 Do you love it? 138 00:09:56,176 --> 00:09:57,655 (EXCLAIMING) 139 00:09:57,711 --> 00:10:02,251 In this way, we create a non-hostile atmosphere of positive growth. 140 00:10:02,315 --> 00:10:03,953 Ooh, it's you, babe! 141 00:10:07,988 --> 00:10:11,902 Ah, I see our next guest has just dropped in. 142 00:10:12,259 --> 00:10:13,795 It's you, babe. 143 00:10:45,592 --> 00:10:46,866 Oh, dear. 144 00:10:52,699 --> 00:10:54,872 (HORN BLARING) 145 00:10:57,037 --> 00:10:58,277 (GROWLS) 146 00:10:58,338 --> 00:10:59,578 (LAUGHS) 147 00:11:04,244 --> 00:11:05,587 (SNARLING) 148 00:11:11,151 --> 00:11:13,097 (PANTING) 149 00:11:26,566 --> 00:11:28,204 Hey! Wait, Randi! 150 00:11:51,591 --> 00:11:52,865 (HUMMING) 151 00:11:52,959 --> 00:11:54,302 I'm home. 152 00:11:54,361 --> 00:11:57,501 Ah, you seem to be feeling better. For the moment. 153 00:11:57,564 --> 00:12:01,137 Are you kidding? I feel so good having a month off from my curse 154 00:12:01,201 --> 00:12:04,739 that I felt like celebrating. So, I did. 155 00:12:04,804 --> 00:12:06,147 So I see. 156 00:12:06,573 --> 00:12:07,813 I even got you something. 157 00:12:07,874 --> 00:12:10,718 As long as it's not the same thing you gave to Skip. 158 00:12:10,777 --> 00:12:14,725 Ta-da! Do you love it? Do you love me? 159 00:12:15,215 --> 00:12:16,990 Yes, on both counts. 160 00:12:17,717 --> 00:12:21,164 Are you positive you're free from the curse this month? 161 00:12:21,521 --> 00:12:24,400 Yes! Look, no fangs. No claws. 162 00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:26,365 No clue. 163 00:12:27,060 --> 00:12:29,563 (SIGHS) Tell me, haven't you noticed 164 00:12:29,696 --> 00:12:32,734 you've been acting a little strangely ever since the eclipse? 165 00:12:32,799 --> 00:12:34,039 (GROANS) 166 00:12:36,369 --> 00:12:37,575 I see what you're getting at. 167 00:12:37,637 --> 00:12:40,618 These mood swings could be the symptoms of a delayed transformation. We should... 168 00:12:40,674 --> 00:12:44,986 You can't stand the fact that I'm free from my curse. 169 00:12:45,245 --> 00:12:46,883 You feel threatened by it. 170 00:12:46,947 --> 00:12:47,982 Threatened? Never. 171 00:12:48,048 --> 00:12:51,461 I just think we should step into the cell and talk about it in there. 172 00:12:51,518 --> 00:12:56,228 That's right. Chain me up. Keep me under your little thumb. Right? 173 00:12:56,289 --> 00:12:57,791 That way, I'll always depend on you. 174 00:12:57,857 --> 00:12:59,700 You know, I'm not even 8 p€l'SOI'1 to you 3I'1ymOI'€! 175 00:12:59,759 --> 00:13:01,932 I'm just your little lap-wolf! 176 00:13:01,995 --> 00:13:05,204 And this self-righteous, patronizing attitude of yours makes me sick! 177 00:13:05,265 --> 00:13:06,266 Randi? 178 00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:07,573 (GROANS) 179 00:13:07,801 --> 00:13:12,079 You know, this is a dump! 180 00:13:12,205 --> 00:13:14,344 I'm gonna go somewhere else! 181 00:13:14,441 --> 00:13:17,615 Somewhere where I'll be appreciated for who I am! 182 00:13:17,978 --> 00:13:19,389 Randi, wait! 183 00:13:24,551 --> 00:13:26,758 I didn't want to lose control, 184 00:13:27,287 --> 00:13:30,734 especially not right in the middle of the senior prom, 185 00:13:30,890 --> 00:13:33,234 but everybody was laughing at me! 186 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:35,870 And how did you feel about that? 187 00:13:35,929 --> 00:13:37,101 Awful! 188 00:13:37,597 --> 00:13:41,670 And then I remember what you said about not repressing my emotions, 189 00:13:42,702 --> 00:13:44,579 and I asserted myself, 190 00:13:45,472 --> 00:13:47,509 and they stopped laughing! 191 00:13:49,876 --> 00:13:52,322 Thank you for sharing that, Carrie. 192 00:13:52,746 --> 00:13:57,627 We get in tune with ourselves by méfgihg OUT S€p3l'3t€I'1€SS€S. 193 00:13:58,118 --> 00:14:00,724 It's an ongoing process of evolvement. 194 00:14:01,821 --> 00:14:05,530 ILONA: Who else is in a good space for verbalizing feelings? 195 00:14:08,094 --> 00:14:09,437 (GRUNTING) 196 00:14:15,001 --> 00:14:19,347 I love each and every one of you. 197 00:14:20,173 --> 00:14:22,915 By totally acceptlngu. 198 00:14:22,976 --> 00:14:24,649 (DEEP VOICE) Me... 199 00:14:26,646 --> 00:14:30,560 (NORMAL VOICE) You've helped me to realize that... 200 00:14:30,617 --> 00:14:32,392 (DEEP VOICE) I am... 201 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:35,329 (NORMAL VOICE) Who I am. 202 00:14:35,722 --> 00:14:37,201 And that's beautiful. 203 00:14:38,191 --> 00:14:39,534 Wonderful. 204 00:14:40,060 --> 00:14:43,234 I can't thank all of you enough. 205 00:14:43,296 --> 00:14:46,402 (DEEP VOICE) And neither can I. 206 00:14:47,801 --> 00:14:50,680 Does anyone else feel like expressing their oneness, 207 00:14:50,737 --> 00:14:53,047 their uniqueness, their essence? 208 00:14:54,207 --> 00:14:56,187 RANDI: (CLEARS THROAT) Well, I guess I do. 209 00:15:00,647 --> 00:15:05,824 My name is Randi Wallace. 210 00:15:06,486 --> 00:15:07,863 And, hmm... 211 00:15:09,923 --> 00:15:11,459 I'm a werewolf. 212 00:15:12,292 --> 00:15:13,896 (ALL APPLAUDING) 213 00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:41,221 I wish I could repress my inner self, my inner emotions, 214 00:15:41,287 --> 00:15:46,794 but every full moon, I have to be locked away. 215 00:15:48,495 --> 00:15:50,304 Because if I'm not... 216 00:15:54,134 --> 00:15:56,045 Randi, you're blocking. 217 00:15:56,169 --> 00:15:58,410 Come on, Randi. We're with you. 218 00:16:00,507 --> 00:16:06,048 Because if I'm not, then I'll wake up someplace that I don't recognize, 219 00:16:06,112 --> 00:16:08,183 and I'll be too terrified to look at myself 220 00:16:08,248 --> 00:16:11,320 because there might be blood all over my hands. 221 00:16:11,618 --> 00:16:12,961 Ew, gross. 222 00:16:13,086 --> 00:16:17,159 Randi, I'm getting the feeling that you perceive your condition as a negative space, 223 00:16:17,223 --> 00:16:20,693 but if you will face your inner self by confronting it, 224 00:16:20,827 --> 00:16:24,138 you can learn to accept the totality of the gestaltl 225 00:16:24,464 --> 00:16:27,206 I don't want to accept it. I want a cure. 226 00:16:27,834 --> 00:16:32,010 That's only because society has conditioned you to reject your other, 227 00:16:32,071 --> 00:16:37,077 rather than understanding the validity of both sides of yOLll' OI'1€I'1€SS. 228 00:16:38,511 --> 00:16:39,990 You think so? 229 00:16:49,455 --> 00:16:52,664 I used to feel like a freak because of my visions. 230 00:16:53,393 --> 00:16:55,930 Ilona taught me to €mbl'3C€ my pOW€I'S. 231 00:16:56,629 --> 00:16:57,630 Your visions? 232 00:16:57,697 --> 00:16:59,199 I'll show you. 233 00:17:03,236 --> 00:17:04,772 She's doing it! 234 00:17:07,874 --> 00:17:11,720 I see... I see a theater. 235 00:17:11,845 --> 00:17:13,347 A private box. 236 00:17:15,215 --> 00:17:20,858 I see a bearded man in a stovepipe hat. it's the president! 237 00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:22,192 A stovepipe hat? 238 00:17:22,255 --> 00:17:23,325 Shh. 239 00:17:25,225 --> 00:17:26,226 (SCREAMS) 240 00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:30,239 Oh, my God! He shot him! He killed him! Do something! 241 00:17:31,731 --> 00:17:33,506 WOMAN: Put them out. 242 00:17:37,804 --> 00:17:39,147 He's dead. 243 00:17:40,540 --> 00:17:43,077 President Lincoln is dead. 244 00:17:44,377 --> 00:17:46,015 Yeah, for about a century. 245 00:17:46,579 --> 00:17:49,526 Betsy has the gift of retrograde premonition. 246 00:17:50,116 --> 00:17:54,565 Yeah, visions of the past. Combined with a minor case of... 247 00:17:54,621 --> 00:17:57,659 (DEEP VOICE) Involuntary pyrokinesis. 248 00:17:58,825 --> 00:18:00,429 How interesting. 249 00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:02,835 But not very useful. 250 00:18:03,596 --> 00:18:05,633 Well, unless you wanna light a barbecue. 251 00:18:21,147 --> 00:18:24,185 MAN OVER RADIO: He was sent to meet you in sector 5. Thank you. 252 00:18:24,918 --> 00:18:29,799 Now, remember. You must learn to accept yourself for what you are 253 00:18:29,856 --> 00:18:31,836 and be high on yourself. 254 00:18:32,525 --> 00:18:35,472 Like me. I used to fight it, 255 00:18:35,528 --> 00:18:38,873 but then I came to realize that there's nothing wrong with wanting to... 256 00:18:38,932 --> 00:18:43,779 (DEEP VOICE) Pillage and mutilate the Vershkomm slime-gorkins. 257 00:18:45,071 --> 00:18:46,175 (NORMAL VOICE) Yeah. 258 00:18:46,239 --> 00:18:50,449 So you see, Randi, it's okay to give in to your inner force. 259 00:18:53,846 --> 00:18:55,018 It is? 260 00:18:56,282 --> 00:18:58,819 (GIGGLING) I mean, you wouldn't mind? 261 00:19:08,761 --> 00:19:10,570 RANDI: But I might kill someone. 262 00:19:10,630 --> 00:19:13,133 ILONA: So why shouldn't you run free? 263 00:19:13,199 --> 00:19:15,008 You're a person too. 264 00:19:15,435 --> 00:19:18,541 And if the so-called normal world can't deal with that, 265 00:19:18,605 --> 00:19:21,449 well then, let them chain themselves up every month. 266 00:19:21,507 --> 00:19:23,180 ALL: Yeah. Yeah. Right. 267 00:19:23,242 --> 00:19:24,687 I guess you're right. 268 00:19:24,744 --> 00:19:28,715 Of course we're right. Now say it loud, 269 00:19:28,781 --> 00:19:31,660 I'm a werewolf and I'm proud. 270 00:19:31,851 --> 00:19:35,264 ALL: I'm a werewolf and I'm proud! 271 00:19:36,522 --> 00:19:38,263 Randi, it's time to end this charade. 272 00:19:38,324 --> 00:19:41,305 Ian! What are you doing here? it's good to see you! 273 00:19:41,361 --> 00:19:43,602 Looking for you, of course. How sweet. 274 00:19:43,663 --> 00:19:47,634 Dr. Mathe son, I never expected to see you at our little outhouse. 275 00:19:48,368 --> 00:19:50,507 Everyone, this is Ian, 276 00:19:50,570 --> 00:19:54,211 who is heavily into the whole enhanced consciousness thing. 277 00:19:54,273 --> 00:19:57,379 You may have grokked his TV show How Strange. 278 00:19:57,443 --> 00:20:01,585 Believe me, he has a highly enlightened attitude toward the differently-abled 279 00:20:01,648 --> 00:20:03,685 and so I'm very pleased... 280 00:20:04,884 --> 00:20:06,022 You're very chipper today. 281 00:20:06,085 --> 00:20:11,501 I love this place. In fact, I feel so good today, I love the whole world. 282 00:20:11,724 --> 00:20:15,228 I can see. But do you think it is wise to tell them about your curse? 283 00:20:15,294 --> 00:20:18,366 They like me. They've accepted me for what I am. 284 00:20:18,498 --> 00:20:19,806 Randi. Hmm? 285 00:20:19,866 --> 00:20:22,904 It's time to go home. There's something very wrong with you, 286 00:20:22,969 --> 00:20:26,382 although you do seem to have got a hold on yourself now. 287 00:20:26,439 --> 00:20:27,975 (CHUCKLES) Yes. 288 00:20:28,241 --> 00:20:30,084 (GRUNTING) 289 00:20:32,211 --> 00:20:33,485 (PANTING) 290 00:20:39,786 --> 00:20:40,787 Then again. 291 00:20:40,853 --> 00:20:41,854 (RANDI GROWLING) 292 00:20:41,921 --> 00:20:43,127 (SIGHS) 293 00:20:52,565 --> 00:20:53,669 Where is Miss Wallace? 294 00:20:53,733 --> 00:20:56,441 Oh, she's getting in touch with herself. 295 00:20:57,136 --> 00:20:58,672 (RANDI PANTING) 296 00:21:04,077 --> 00:21:05,420 (GROWLING) 297 00:21:13,019 --> 00:21:19,561 Your friend is astonishing. The totality of her essence is almost pure kundalini. 298 00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:24,768 She is exactly the kind of person that this institute was built for. 299 00:21:24,931 --> 00:21:26,433 Is she a Capricorn? 300 00:21:26,499 --> 00:21:28,001 No, she's my producer. 301 00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:32,243 That's why she looked so familiar. I probably saw her at the station. 302 00:21:32,805 --> 00:21:34,978 She's also quite the skeptic. 303 00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:36,042 (LAUGHING) 304 00:21:36,109 --> 00:21:38,953 Randi thought the Paradise Institute was a fraud, 305 00:21:39,011 --> 00:21:42,458 so she decided to go undercover and expose you all on the show. 306 00:21:42,515 --> 00:21:45,985 She said she was going to make up some ridiculous story about, huh... 307 00:21:46,385 --> 00:21:47,921 Being a zombie. 308 00:21:48,388 --> 00:21:49,890 Or a werewolf? 309 00:21:51,190 --> 00:21:52,533 (SNARLING) 310 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:02,036 (RANDI PANTING) 311 00:22:02,135 --> 00:22:03,546 (MUTTERING) 312 00:22:08,474 --> 00:22:13,150 But something so absurd, no sane person could possibly believe it. 313 00:22:13,813 --> 00:22:18,159 Well, I told her it was a terrible breach of journalistic ethics, but... 314 00:22:18,551 --> 00:22:20,258 You know these Capricorns. 315 00:22:20,319 --> 00:22:21,389 Yes. 316 00:22:22,288 --> 00:22:24,734 I think you should both leave. Now. 317 00:22:25,224 --> 00:22:27,465 I couldn't agree with you more. 318 00:22:28,327 --> 00:22:29,931 Have a nice day. 319 00:22:32,598 --> 00:22:33,770 (STRUGGLING) 320 00:22:33,833 --> 00:22:35,369 (NORMAL VOICE) I sense yOLll' 3ggl'€SSiOI'1, 321 00:22:35,434 --> 00:22:40,577 and it's a classic case of misplaced negative energy. 322 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:43,587 (DEEP VOICE) Don't talk to me about negative energy! 323 00:22:43,643 --> 00:22:45,816 (NORMAL VOICE) Look, I don't want to talk to you at all. All l... 324 00:22:45,878 --> 00:22:46,982 (GASPS) 325 00:22:47,213 --> 00:22:51,127 I'm sorry. Where am I? And where's the main building? 326 00:22:51,450 --> 00:22:53,862 Oh, it's right down that trail. 327 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:55,763 (DEEP VOICE) The main building is over there. 328 00:22:55,822 --> 00:22:57,267 (NORMAL VOICE) Oh, are you blind? 329 00:22:57,323 --> 00:22:58,700 (DEEP VOICE) No. Are you crazy? 330 00:22:58,758 --> 00:23:01,762 (NORMAL VOICE) No, it's around here somewhere. 331 00:23:02,995 --> 00:23:04,201 I'm telling you, the main building is over there. 332 00:23:04,263 --> 00:23:05,742 (DEEP VOICE) The main building is over there... 333 00:23:05,798 --> 00:23:08,369 (NORMAL VOICE) Will you stop? You're really starting to annoy me... 334 00:23:10,403 --> 00:23:11,677 BOTH: Hi. 335 00:23:12,738 --> 00:23:15,548 Randi! Randi! 336 00:23:16,142 --> 00:23:17,314 Randi! 337 00:23:17,944 --> 00:23:19,617 Pardon me. Wait a minute! 338 00:23:19,679 --> 00:23:22,387 Haven't I seen you before? Actually, we... 339 00:23:22,448 --> 00:23:25,554 I'm getting a vision. I can see it quite clearly now. 340 00:23:25,618 --> 00:23:29,031 It was in the past. 341 00:23:29,622 --> 00:23:32,193 It was in the €I'1COUI'1t€I'S€SSiOI'1, today. We met there. 342 00:23:32,258 --> 00:23:33,293 Right. I knew that. 343 00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:35,361 Look, have you seen my friend Randi anywhere? 344 00:23:35,428 --> 00:23:38,068 I met her there, too, okay? Happy now? 345 00:23:38,130 --> 00:23:41,839 You maythink I'm a lunatic like Dirk, but I'm not a fraud. 346 00:23:46,138 --> 00:23:48,618 You're lucky she missed you with that fire extinguisher. 347 00:23:48,674 --> 00:23:50,984 Yes, I am. It could have been... 348 00:23:51,611 --> 00:23:53,488 See? I can look into the past. 349 00:23:53,546 --> 00:23:55,355 Or through a keyhole. 350 00:23:56,816 --> 00:24:01,390 All right. You tell me now, what do you see? 351 00:24:02,188 --> 00:24:03,667 A microphone? 352 00:24:04,257 --> 00:24:05,998 Why yes, I know you see a microphone, 353 00:24:06,058 --> 00:24:09,835 but tell me, surely you can see something else? 354 00:24:11,597 --> 00:24:13,702 (SIGHS) I see... 355 00:24:15,134 --> 00:24:18,775 I see a man, dark blue suit, mirrored sunglasses. 356 00:24:18,838 --> 00:24:20,181 Who is he? 357 00:24:20,740 --> 00:24:22,947 I do visions, not biographies. 358 00:24:26,078 --> 00:24:29,491 I see a brown door. 359 00:24:29,715 --> 00:24:31,422 It's here, somewhere nearby. 360 00:24:31,484 --> 00:24:32,622 Oh, my God! 361 00:24:32,685 --> 00:24:34,460 Did you see that? I take it that's the door. 362 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:37,364 I was just thinking about the door and whoosh! Can you believe it? 363 00:24:37,423 --> 00:24:40,927 Yes. Well, listen. I would appreciate it if you didn't think too much about me. 364 00:24:40,993 --> 00:24:42,802 Thanks for your help. 365 00:25:45,024 --> 00:25:46,901 (ELECTRICAL CRACKLING) 366 00:25:53,532 --> 00:25:54,943 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 367 00:26:09,648 --> 00:26:12,322 I wish I could repress my inner self 368 00:26:12,385 --> 00:26:18,392 but every full moon, I have to be locked up. 369 00:26:19,325 --> 00:26:21,202 Because if I'm not... 370 00:26:23,195 --> 00:26:28,975 Because if I'm not, I'll wake up someplace that I don't recognize, 371 00:26:29,035 --> 00:26:31,174 and I'll be too terrified to look at myself 372 00:26:31,237 --> 00:26:35,151 because there might be blood all over my hands. 373 00:26:36,442 --> 00:26:39,286 I urge you, please, let us go on. 374 00:26:40,179 --> 00:26:43,717 Don't push it, lady. You're lucky I let you go on living. 375 00:26:44,617 --> 00:26:47,325 Do you have any idea how much money I've flushed down this toilet? 376 00:26:47,386 --> 00:26:49,491 And what the hell have I got to show for it? 377 00:26:49,722 --> 00:26:53,829 My name is Randi Wallace. And, hmm... 378 00:26:55,594 --> 00:26:57,596 I'm a werewolf 379 00:26:57,663 --> 00:27:01,076 Well, at least she isn't Elvis, or have you found me him too? 380 00:27:01,133 --> 00:27:04,273 Oh, you don't understand. We're making such progress. 381 00:27:04,336 --> 00:27:07,647 Everyone is finding themselves, people are actualizingl 382 00:27:07,807 --> 00:27:10,811 I don't give a damn about these people or you. 383 00:27:11,277 --> 00:27:15,419 Now, what I want is results. Where the hell are they, sweetcakes? 384 00:27:16,015 --> 00:27:19,394 MAN OVER RADIO: Red dog to base. Perimeter break attempt, south wall. 385 00:27:20,219 --> 00:27:21,493 Punch up bravo three. 386 00:27:21,554 --> 00:27:22,555 (TYPING) 387 00:27:32,832 --> 00:27:34,175 (SNARLING) 388 00:27:34,300 --> 00:27:35,677 (SCREAMING) 389 00:27:36,569 --> 00:27:38,446 (ELECTRICAL CRACKLING) 390 00:27:42,541 --> 00:27:43,542 (GROWLING) 391 00:27:45,945 --> 00:27:47,549 Congratulations! 392 00:27:48,247 --> 00:27:50,989 You just got your funding and your life expectancy extended. 393 00:27:52,351 --> 00:27:54,797 And we just got ourselves a killer. 394 00:27:59,725 --> 00:28:01,068 (GROWLING) 395 00:28:16,308 --> 00:28:17,651 (COUGHING) 396 00:28:36,195 --> 00:28:37,868 Seal off the camp. 397 00:28:38,531 --> 00:28:41,137 No one gets out, except in a body bag. 398 00:28:45,271 --> 00:28:47,148 Get the car. All right. 399 00:28:58,551 --> 00:29:01,361 RANDI: (SIGHS) Where am I? 400 00:29:25,311 --> 00:29:26,381 (WHISPERING) I have to talk to you. 401 00:29:26,445 --> 00:29:27,480 No, you don't. 402 00:29:27,546 --> 00:29:28,854 You don't understand. This place is... 403 00:29:28,914 --> 00:29:29,984 Being run by killers. 404 00:29:30,049 --> 00:29:32,256 (DEEP VOICE) Vershkomm slime! 405 00:29:32,851 --> 00:29:34,762 I had a serious vision. 406 00:29:34,987 --> 00:29:36,898 We're lucky the building's still standing. 407 00:29:36,956 --> 00:29:38,367 Look, I need your help. 408 00:29:38,624 --> 00:29:40,695 Well, you can count on the two of us. The three of us. 409 00:29:40,759 --> 00:29:43,000 (DEEP VOICE) Yeah, count me in. 410 00:29:43,329 --> 00:29:46,037 We have to get out of here and find Randi before they do. 411 00:29:46,098 --> 00:29:48,704 Easier said than done. They have guns. 412 00:29:49,201 --> 00:29:52,478 Yes, but I have you. Come on this way. 413 00:30:00,246 --> 00:30:01,657 Climb in. Go! 414 00:30:13,926 --> 00:30:17,499 MAN OVER RADIO: Roger 1714, we have a 22-10 moving north from sector 3, copy. 415 00:30:18,664 --> 00:30:20,439 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 416 00:30:33,545 --> 00:30:35,684 Could I have a milk, please? 417 00:30:38,918 --> 00:30:40,124 My name's Toad. 418 00:30:40,619 --> 00:30:43,759 Hi, Mr. Toad. How are you today? 419 00:30:44,390 --> 00:30:45,494 Fine. 420 00:30:46,458 --> 00:30:48,563 You putting the move on my man? 421 00:30:48,627 --> 00:30:50,538 No, ma'am, lwasjust... 422 00:30:50,963 --> 00:30:55,070 Don't lie to me! You want a piece of the big pie? 423 00:30:57,236 --> 00:30:59,216 I'm talking to you, slut! 424 00:31:00,406 --> 00:31:01,612 (ROARS) 425 00:31:02,274 --> 00:31:03,446 (WOMAN SCREAMS) 426 00:31:03,509 --> 00:31:04,510 (GLASS SHATTERING) 427 00:31:09,815 --> 00:31:14,457 You call that a drink? Tastes like milk! What's this? 428 00:31:18,991 --> 00:31:20,368 (BOTH BURP) 429 00:31:20,426 --> 00:31:21,837 (BOTH LAUGH) 430 00:31:28,467 --> 00:31:32,711 Blue Dog to Top Dog. Subject appears headed south over Route 40. Over. 431 00:31:34,340 --> 00:31:37,583 MAN OVER RADIO: Roger, Blue Dog. We're on an intercept course. Out. 432 00:31:42,848 --> 00:31:45,328 Concentrate. What do you see? 433 00:31:49,388 --> 00:31:52,597 I urge you, please, let us go on. 434 00:31:52,658 --> 00:31:56,970 Don't push it, lady. You're lucky I let you go on living. 435 00:31:57,029 --> 00:31:59,566 Do you have any idea how much money I've flushed down this toilet? 436 00:31:59,632 --> 00:32:01,908 And what the hell have I got to show for it? 437 00:32:06,472 --> 00:32:09,146 I see cigarettes. I see a lighter. 438 00:32:09,975 --> 00:32:13,513 IAN: That's it. Think about it. Think about it very hard. 439 00:32:15,848 --> 00:32:18,522 Why don't you check on that area, quadrant 11? 440 00:32:19,451 --> 00:32:22,330 The lighter. Think about the lighter. 441 00:32:35,167 --> 00:32:36,544 How'd I do? 442 00:32:36,735 --> 00:32:38,078 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 443 00:32:40,005 --> 00:32:42,611 Splendidly. Come on, let's go! 444 00:32:45,744 --> 00:32:48,953 IAN: We'll make our way under cover of darkness. 445 00:33:03,996 --> 00:33:06,237 This is the tricky part. it's still electrified. 446 00:33:06,298 --> 00:33:07,299 Are you certain? 447 00:33:07,366 --> 00:33:08,640 BETSY: That was a guess, not a vision. 448 00:33:08,701 --> 00:33:10,203 (DEEP VOICE) No problem, earthlings. 449 00:33:10,269 --> 00:33:11,304 (NORMAL VOICE) What do you mean? 450 00:33:11,370 --> 00:33:15,216 (DEEP VOICE) All I need is a gram of zinc and a hairpin. Do it! 451 00:33:15,841 --> 00:33:18,879 I suppose you've never built an Alukian transponder? 452 00:33:18,944 --> 00:33:19,945 (NORMAL VOICE) Well, actually... 453 00:33:20,012 --> 00:33:23,118 (DEEP VOICE) You are dumber than the muckgerbils of Pinchuk! 454 00:33:23,182 --> 00:33:27,130 (NORMAL VOICE) Well, you know, I told you it is really bad karma to name-call. 455 00:33:27,186 --> 00:33:29,132 (ALTERNATING VOICES) Apology! Accepted. 456 00:33:29,188 --> 00:33:30,861 Thank you. You're welcome. 457 00:33:32,024 --> 00:33:33,128 A penny for his thoughts? 458 00:33:33,192 --> 00:33:35,103 A gram of zinc. But pennies are copper. 459 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:38,539 They used to be. Now they're 93% zinc and copper coated. 460 00:33:38,597 --> 00:33:40,543 You'd be amazed what you can learn watching the Handy Andy show. 461 00:33:40,599 --> 00:33:42,272 (LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY) 462 00:33:42,334 --> 00:33:43,938 (DEEP VOICE) Well, isn't it obvious? 463 00:33:44,002 --> 00:33:47,848 Now I can heterodyne my alpha waves to the frequency of the fence. 464 00:33:47,906 --> 00:33:49,715 (NORMAL VOICE) So what are we waiting for? 465 00:33:56,582 --> 00:33:57,720 (NORMAL VOICE) it's safe now. 466 00:33:57,783 --> 00:34:00,093 (DEEP VOICE) So move your butts! 467 00:34:01,286 --> 00:34:02,390 MAN: There they are now! 468 00:34:02,454 --> 00:34:03,762 (GUNSHOTS FIRING) 469 00:34:16,268 --> 00:34:18,509 Think. Which way did Randi go? 470 00:34:21,673 --> 00:34:23,311 (GUNSHOTS FIRING) 471 00:34:26,578 --> 00:34:27,955 (SCREAMING) 472 00:34:33,518 --> 00:34:35,964 Perimeter break. Agent down. They've escaped. 473 00:34:36,021 --> 00:34:39,195 MAN OVER RADIO: Roger, sector 12. Sending backup. 474 00:34:41,193 --> 00:34:42,968 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 475 00:34:50,035 --> 00:34:51,105 (GRUNTS) 476 00:34:51,169 --> 00:34:52,944 (CROWD CHEERING) 477 00:34:53,005 --> 00:34:55,781 All right. Not bad, kid. 478 00:34:57,042 --> 00:34:59,488 I think you dislocated my shoulder. 479 00:34:59,978 --> 00:35:03,187 Big deal, you got another one. 480 00:35:03,282 --> 00:35:05,284 Wanna go two out of three? 481 00:35:07,386 --> 00:35:09,525 How about rassling me, first? 482 00:35:09,721 --> 00:35:11,758 What you got in mind, stud? 483 00:35:12,324 --> 00:35:15,828 (CHUCKLES) Come on out back and I'll show you. 484 00:35:16,461 --> 00:35:17,804 All right. 485 00:35:18,197 --> 00:35:19,301 Nline. 486 00:35:19,898 --> 00:35:22,310 (SPITS) Ugh! 487 00:35:22,434 --> 00:35:23,811 Thank you. 488 00:35:23,936 --> 00:35:24,971 Oh, golly. 489 00:35:25,037 --> 00:35:26,380 (SCREAMING) 490 00:35:26,438 --> 00:35:27,781 (LAUGHING) 491 00:35:29,441 --> 00:35:31,114 Unhand that woman! 492 00:35:32,111 --> 00:35:34,557 If it's convenient. 493 00:35:35,180 --> 00:35:36,853 Ian? Help! 494 00:35:37,416 --> 00:35:38,486 This your woman? 495 00:35:38,784 --> 00:35:40,195 Yes, she is. 496 00:35:40,552 --> 00:35:41,656 Okay. 497 00:35:45,057 --> 00:35:46,468 I'll fight you for her. 498 00:35:48,193 --> 00:35:49,501 If you insist. 499 00:35:49,561 --> 00:35:50,562 (DOOR OPENS) 500 00:35:50,662 --> 00:35:52,642 That won't be necessary. 501 00:35:54,132 --> 00:35:55,543 She's mine. 502 00:35:59,171 --> 00:36:01,082 So much for happy hour. 503 00:36:10,482 --> 00:36:12,325 What the hell kind of freak are you? 504 00:36:13,418 --> 00:36:14,488 I don't know. 505 00:36:14,553 --> 00:36:16,464 See, now, I resent that! 506 00:36:16,688 --> 00:36:22,366 (DEEP VOICE) And you will die for your transgressions, anthrobile meebocitel 507 00:36:22,427 --> 00:36:26,170 No. No, no, I'm one of the few people in this room who isn't getting killed tonight. 508 00:36:30,802 --> 00:36:32,941 Ah, our tax dollars at work. 509 00:36:33,672 --> 00:36:37,711 Well, what do you know? One of these guys still has a couple of brain cells working. 510 00:36:37,776 --> 00:36:39,119 (CHUCKLES) 511 00:36:39,878 --> 00:36:43,018 This little lady is gonna prove to those pencil-pushing naysayers in DC 512 00:36:43,081 --> 00:36:46,392 that the CIA human resource office is no joke. 513 00:36:46,451 --> 00:36:48,158 You're an employment officer? 514 00:36:48,487 --> 00:36:50,296 Minority recruitment. 515 00:36:50,889 --> 00:36:54,462 But I was the first to recognize the true broader mandate, 516 00:36:55,460 --> 00:36:59,931 finding wackos with special abilities. I was beginning to lose hope. 517 00:36:59,998 --> 00:37:01,409 Wait, I'm getting a vision. 518 00:37:02,067 --> 00:37:05,344 I see you meeting with someone. it's Ilona Horton. 519 00:37:05,404 --> 00:37:06,815 Of course it's Ilona Horton! 520 00:37:06,872 --> 00:37:09,284 You need a nutcake to attract more nutcakes. 521 00:37:09,341 --> 00:37:10,479 They wouldn't come to me because... 522 00:37:10,542 --> 00:37:15,457 You're giving Ilona a check. A large check. 523 00:37:15,514 --> 00:37:17,152 How would you like to be the first to die? 524 00:37:19,952 --> 00:37:23,627 I offered Horton full funding to set up and run the Paradise Institute. 525 00:37:23,689 --> 00:37:28,160 Pretty soon, the agency would have noticed the drain, but then you turned up. 526 00:37:28,226 --> 00:37:30,934 I don't feel very good. Could we go now? 527 00:37:31,597 --> 00:37:32,598 No. 528 00:37:33,398 --> 00:37:36,845 You're gonna make a great terminator. I can see it now. 529 00:37:37,536 --> 00:37:39,777 You can? I can't see anything. 530 00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:42,480 Take the girl. Kill the others. 531 00:37:42,975 --> 00:37:44,318 Her first. 532 00:37:46,211 --> 00:37:47,554 Think again, mate. 533 00:37:49,247 --> 00:37:51,887 Empty yOLll' W€3pOI'1S and drop them down. 534 00:37:51,950 --> 00:37:53,054 Who are you? 535 00:37:53,118 --> 00:37:57,624 Australian intelligence. We've been waiting to see if you'd produce anyone. 536 00:37:58,357 --> 00:38:00,860 The sheila comes down under with us. 537 00:38:02,027 --> 00:38:04,234 Unload your weapons and toss them aside. 538 00:38:09,735 --> 00:38:13,478 Ilona! But you're the head of the Institute. 539 00:38:13,872 --> 00:38:16,785 I am also an agent for Swedish intelligence. 540 00:38:16,875 --> 00:38:17,979 A mole! 541 00:38:18,043 --> 00:38:21,149 Yes. We allowed you to fund the Paradise Institute 542 00:38:21,213 --> 00:38:23,386 knowing full well your intentions. 543 00:38:23,448 --> 00:38:25,223 But what you didn't know is that we planned 544 00:38:25,284 --> 00:38:27,525 to take the fruits of the project for ourselves. 545 00:38:27,586 --> 00:38:29,532 The Cold War's over. Didn't anyone tell you? 546 00:38:29,588 --> 00:38:31,966 Well, we must do something to keep ourselves busy. 547 00:38:32,024 --> 00:38:34,834 Damn, the operation's been compromised. 548 00:38:36,061 --> 00:38:37,768 Ilona, I'm stunned. 549 00:38:37,829 --> 00:38:40,901 (DEEP VOICE) Not me. I suspected you all along. 550 00:38:41,333 --> 00:38:44,542 I'm feeling hurt and betrayed. And this negativity is... 551 00:38:44,603 --> 00:38:48,949 Oh, shut up. And you, you're coming with me. 552 00:38:51,109 --> 00:38:52,645 I'm afraid not. 553 00:38:53,045 --> 00:38:56,049 Don't be ridiculous, that's a fountain pen. 554 00:38:56,348 --> 00:39:01,195 A fountain pen that uses compressed nitrogen to fire a miniature poison-tip dart. 555 00:39:01,887 --> 00:39:04,026 Death comes within seconds. 556 00:39:04,289 --> 00:39:07,896 Ifyou think I'm bluffing, try me. 557 00:39:16,034 --> 00:39:18,014 Do we have one of those? 558 00:39:18,236 --> 00:39:19,613 And who are you working for? 559 00:39:19,671 --> 00:39:24,017 I am an agent working for the most secret spy organization in the world, 560 00:39:24,643 --> 00:39:25,917 the BLT. 561 00:39:26,511 --> 00:39:28,388 I've never heard of the BLT. 562 00:39:30,582 --> 00:39:33,654 Of course, you haven't. That's how secretive we are. 563 00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:35,460 And you've come for the verevolf? 564 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:39,627 "The verevolf?" I laugh in your faces. 565 00:39:40,792 --> 00:39:42,066 You're amateurs. 566 00:39:42,961 --> 00:39:45,601 There is no verevolf. 567 00:39:46,765 --> 00:39:49,405 She's not a vere... Werewolf? 568 00:39:50,335 --> 00:39:51,678 I'm not a verevolf? 569 00:39:51,736 --> 00:39:54,444 Absolutely not. The whole thing was a fraud 570 00:39:54,506 --> 00:39:56,577 developed by my organization for the sole purpose 571 00:39:56,641 --> 00:39:58,678 of making enemy spies reveal themselves, 572 00:39:58,743 --> 00:40:00,279 which, of course, you all did. 573 00:40:01,046 --> 00:40:02,821 So, what happens now? 574 00:40:02,881 --> 00:40:06,090 IAN: I'm going to leave you to spy on one another. 575 00:40:08,620 --> 00:40:09,826 Now that we know who you are, 576 00:40:09,888 --> 00:40:13,631 you pose no threat whatsoever to the BLT. 577 00:40:15,527 --> 00:40:17,734 Come, Agent B-12. 578 00:40:18,997 --> 00:40:20,499 We're leaving. 579 00:40:24,302 --> 00:40:27,010 I'm amazed at how gullible you all are. 580 00:40:27,105 --> 00:40:29,984 Surely, common sense should tell you there's no such thing as a... 581 00:40:30,041 --> 00:40:32,783 (GROWLING) 582 00:40:32,844 --> 00:40:33,845 Werewolf. 583 00:40:33,912 --> 00:40:36,119 She is a werewolf. 584 00:40:36,181 --> 00:40:37,421 Get her! 585 00:40:53,031 --> 00:40:55,341 Let me share something with you. 586 00:41:06,077 --> 00:41:09,923 (DEEP VOICE) Onward, Albondigansl Vanquish the Vershkomm! 587 00:41:11,349 --> 00:41:12,987 (RANDI GROWLING) 588 00:41:17,122 --> 00:41:18,533 Oh, my God. 589 00:41:26,831 --> 00:41:28,401 (CLAMORING) 590 00:41:34,472 --> 00:41:35,746 (ROARING) 591 00:41:37,142 --> 00:41:38,246 (SIGHS) 592 00:41:38,310 --> 00:41:41,223 So, feeling actualized? 593 00:42:12,511 --> 00:42:13,990 (CAR HONKING) 594 00:42:19,918 --> 00:42:21,693 You're looking good. 595 00:42:30,362 --> 00:42:32,364 I'm just glad you didn't lock your car. 596 00:42:32,430 --> 00:42:36,344 Well, you never know when a beautiful naked woman might show up. 597 00:42:36,601 --> 00:42:38,342 Where is everybody? 598 00:42:39,204 --> 00:42:41,206 I didn't... Did I? 599 00:42:41,540 --> 00:42:42,575 No. 600 00:42:43,375 --> 00:42:47,289 But I wouldn't go back for a drink at the Busted Clutch Saloon if I were you. 601 00:42:47,345 --> 00:42:49,985 There's a group of people licking their wounds in the local jail 602 00:42:50,048 --> 00:42:52,824 who are swearing that you are a werewolf. 603 00:42:54,085 --> 00:42:55,564 Imagine that. 604 00:42:56,154 --> 00:42:57,326 (SIGHS) 605 00:42:57,522 --> 00:42:59,468 Well maybe now that I've gone through my full transformation, 606 00:42:59,524 --> 00:43:01,003 I'll be okay. 607 00:43:01,459 --> 00:43:03,439 If you're okay, I'm okay. 608 00:43:07,532 --> 00:43:09,375 You know what I feel like doing? 609 00:43:09,434 --> 00:43:11,243 Killer Space Slugs 27 610 00:43:12,003 --> 00:43:13,243 How did you know? 611 00:43:13,304 --> 00:43:16,285 Hey, I grok yOLll' OI'1€I'1€SS. 612 00:43:17,108 --> 00:43:18,382 (LAUGHS) 613 00:43:23,148 --> 00:43:25,128 IAN: I have a better Idea. Let's rent Biggies. 614 00:43:25,183 --> 00:43:27,493 It's about a British World War II flying ace who... 615 00:43:27,552 --> 00:43:29,998 RANDI: No, no, no, no. How about Texas Chainsaw Massacre III? 616 00:43:30,055 --> 00:43:33,127 It's about this psychopathic killer called Leatherface. 617 00:43:33,191 --> 00:43:35,102 IAN: You have bad taste in movies. 618 00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:38,664 RANDI: No. I like movies that are in bad taste. There's a difference. 619 00:43:47,405 --> 00:43:50,614 Randi, maybe we should try and get Gary Walker for the next show. 620 00:43:50,675 --> 00:43:52,313 No, he's a little too strange. 621 00:43:52,377 --> 00:43:53,549 Yeah. 622 00:43:55,714 --> 00:43:57,216 Betsy! Hey. 623 00:43:57,282 --> 00:43:58,226 Where's Dirk? 624 00:43:58,283 --> 00:44:01,196 I don't know, but I found this in my mailbox. 625 00:44:01,352 --> 00:44:04,265 "Greetings from the slime geysers of Rebulon, 626 00:44:04,522 --> 00:44:08,470 "where the muckgerbils frolic in the verdant pastures of Balendorf 627 00:44:08,526 --> 00:44:12,702 "and the six-breasted nymphs of Zontar dance with reckless abandon. 628 00:44:12,764 --> 00:44:16,439 "Who knows where my wacky wanderlust will take me next? 629 00:44:17,302 --> 00:44:20,044 "Wish you were here, Dirk." 630 00:44:20,271 --> 00:44:21,716 An aluminum postcard? 631 00:44:21,773 --> 00:44:24,447 I never had an intergalactic pen pal before. 632 00:44:24,509 --> 00:44:27,422 Well, how's my favorite person today? 633 00:44:27,479 --> 00:44:28,583 Feeling better? 634 00:44:28,647 --> 00:44:29,751 Ah, much. 635 00:44:29,814 --> 00:44:32,260 Well, perhaps these will brighten your day, 636 00:44:32,317 --> 00:44:34,160 just as seeing you has brightened mine. 637 00:44:34,219 --> 00:44:35,220 Oh, thank you. 638 00:44:35,286 --> 00:44:36,788 Wait, I'm seeing something. 639 00:44:36,855 --> 00:44:38,926 Oh, and here's a little something that says, 640 00:44:38,990 --> 00:44:41,197 "Hey, I respect you." 641 00:44:41,259 --> 00:44:43,466 I think he's turned over a new leaf. 642 00:44:43,528 --> 00:44:46,304 I see a man. He's holding... 643 00:44:47,666 --> 00:44:48,940 A negligee. 644 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,673 Or crawled from under a new rock. 645 00:44:50,735 --> 00:44:53,079 My treat. it's strictly for home use. 646 00:44:53,138 --> 00:44:56,585 (CLEARS THROAT) Of course, I think it's also appropriate for the office too, huh? 647 00:44:56,641 --> 00:44:59,178 I see him getting... 648 00:45:00,078 --> 00:45:01,318 Punched! 649 00:45:03,648 --> 00:45:05,025 Oh, my God. 650 00:45:05,784 --> 00:45:07,286 I did it. I predicted the future. 651 00:45:07,352 --> 00:45:08,854 (SKIP YELPING) 652 00:45:09,621 --> 00:45:11,430 (BLOWING) 653 00:45:14,926 --> 00:45:20,035 You know, I think we should actualize more often.